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Monday, April 13, 2009

I'M BACK AGAIN, HAW HAW HAW!
TENG here!

As usual, can't sleep ( time check : 2.07am ) & just receive a text from a friend.
FRIEND : EH I'M WATCHING MOVIE NOW AND THIS IS THE 6TH TIME THIS WEEK, LOL.
ME : EH THIS IS A DANM RANDOM TEXT. YOU ZAI LA, GO WATCH ANOTHER ONE TMRW TO MAKE IT 7 TIMES IN A ROW LA. HOW COOL!
HAHAHAHA, THIS IS DAMN IDIOTIC LA, I MEAN, MY FRIEND, NOT ME.
Biatchhhhh, there's work l8r in the morning and I'm still not sleeping! On a brighter note, money money! And time for shopppingggggggg! SWEE LA SIA! I'm damn bored.
-sings " Help! I need somebody! HELP! "

Dad is asking me to go to bed but I don't feel like, but I'm tired but I still want to use to com but the batt is running low, but I'm lazy to take the charger again. Cool, I used 5 but(s) in that sentence. Nways, Lin, you can have the dress I bought online. I don't like it, haha and I think it suits you. Better wear it and don't waste my money! HAHA!
I feeling like copying and pasting some retard shit words here. Wait, I go and look for some retard jokes online. Kay, I came across this joke, errr, a sex joke.

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

HAHAHA, DAMN WHACKY! DO YOU GUYS GET IT? LOL, or maybe you guys are still abit too young to understand? Mmm.

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